June 13 – 19, 2022 A couple months ago, our family watched a documentary about cuckoo birds. In a stroke of evolutionary outsourcing genius, a mother cuckoo sneaks an egg into another bird’s temporarily vacant nest, hiding it among the legitimate clutch, knowing the returning parent will lovingly raise whoever hatches there. A cuckoo hatchling […]
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Tyrolia
June 10 – 13, 2022 After Garmisch, our next stop is Kitzbuhel. I change the car’s nav system to English, which I sense disappoints my wife. But I can’t figure out how to disable the “lane departure warning,” which pairs a red dashboard flash with an air-raid siren any time the device senses lane variations […]
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Bavaria
June 8 – 10, 2022 Dragging our bags through the Munich airport towards the rental cars, I remind myself that no two humans on Earth make a worse navigation team than my children’s parents. If you resurrected every first-week reject from The Amazing Race for an epic Battle of the Losers, my wife and I […]
Travels With Burma Jones 